You can’t follow yourself on Twitter.

In conversation, I often hear about or think of something that I want to remember. I’ll exclaim “Oh! Let me write that down.” and then I’ll whip out my cell phone to furiously tap-tap-tap a text message to myself. This happens to me a lot. People find it hilarious that my cell phone has entirely replaced the need for a paper and a pen.

While standing in line at Starbucks today, I thought of something and wanted to take a note. As I pulled my phone out of my pocket and began composing a text message to myself as normal, I thought, “Hmmm, I wonder if I can direct message myself on Twitter.” So, I dashed this message off:

d girk Hmm, I wonder if I can direct message myself, or if it’s more like “You cannot poke yourself.” ala Facebook back in the day.

And I got the following message back:

girk does not follow you. Send ‘follow girk’ to request.

So, when I got back to my computer, I obligingly typed ‘follow girk’ into the “What are you doing?” box, and received the following:

You can't follow yourself on Twitter.
Hey Twitter, if you’re listening, Facebook allows us to poke ourselves now. So, why can’t we follow ourselves? I’m not the only one who uses Twitter as a nerdy scratchpad.